Bush starts off with the lowest approval ratings ever because most of us don’t consider him a real president; he spends the majority of his first year in office on vacation thus reinforcing our theory; despite the numerous warning signs he had, the US gets attacked by terrorists on HIS watch; he can’t find the mastermind behind the terrorist attacks so he instead brainwashes the majority of the public into thinking the leader of a paralyzed country is responsible for terrorism and we should all be afraid; he invades said country under the assumption that they have nuclear weapons even when he’s told by the world that his assumption is dead wrong; thousands of Americans lose their lives; when it’s discovered he was, in fact, wrong about the nuclear weapons he keeps said dying Americans in the paralyzed country and claims that it’s in the name of freedom.
Bush spends more than we have while cutting taxes; he’s for pollution and against the environment; he ignores the economy and instead “unites the country” by preaching hatred and bigotry; he’s ready to replace enough Supreme Court justices to eliminate a woman’s right to choose while remaining passionately proud of the number of capital punishments in his home state; he’s against ground-breaking science that could save the lives of millions; he’s taken away our freedoms in the name of freedom; he’s stretched our armed forces too thin like that guy named Hitler and consequently weakened our defenses against any acts of terrorism; he’s running our country into the ground like he ran every one of his oil companies into the oil-rich Texas ground; and after all of this, after he’s given you 4 years worth of reasons not to reelect him, you march to the polls like cows ready to be slaughtered and you vote for him.
I used to think Bush was the moron. Now I know you are.
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